carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i just remembered how in middle school a bunch of boys would go around and tickle girl’s chins and shout “BALLS ON UR CHIN” and this guy i knew did it to this tiny quiet unassuming girl and like at the speed of fuckin light she grabbed his arm and headbutted him directly in the nose and he passed the fuck out

1 week ago on 16 July 2014 ~ 2:16am 86,935 notes

foreversupergay:

Most girls crave chocolate & I crave bruschetta….

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2 weeks ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 12:57pm 5 notes

Because everything I’ve ever said to you I meant.

2 weeks ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 12:57pm
animatedtext:

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2 weeks ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:24am 2,437 notes

katara:

not being drunk is so awful

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2 weeks ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:23am 69,886 notes
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2 weeks ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:23am 99,996 notes

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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2 weeks ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:14am 353,532 notes
Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself.
~ Unknown (via goodwinmacalister)
2 weeks ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:14am 132,360 notes
2 weeks ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:14am 354,569 notes
I choose my dreams. I choose my fears. I choose who I am. I choose who I want to be. I choose where I am. I choose where I want to be. I can’t choose you, I can only choose me
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2 weeks ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:14am 9,747 notes