carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i just remembered how in middle school a bunch of boys would go around and tickle girl’s chins and shout “BALLS ON UR CHIN” and this guy i knew did it to this tiny quiet unassuming girl and like at the speed of fuckin light she grabbed his arm and headbutted him directly in the nose and he passed the fuck out

1 week ago on 16 July 2014 ~ 2:16am 86,463 notes

foreversupergay:

Most girls crave chocolate & I crave bruschetta….

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1 week ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 12:57pm 5 notes

Because everything I’ve ever said to you I meant.

1 week ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 12:57pm
animatedtext:

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1 week ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:24am 2,349 notes

katara:

not being drunk is so awful

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1 week ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:23am 66,283 notes
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1 week ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:23am 95,510 notes

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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1 week ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:14am 341,405 notes
Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself.
~ Unknown (via goodwinmacalister)
1 week ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:14am 129,278 notes
1 week ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:14am 347,357 notes
I choose my dreams. I choose my fears. I choose who I am. I choose who I want to be. I choose where I am. I choose where I want to be. I can’t choose you, I can only choose me
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1 week ago on 12 July 2014 ~ 11:14am 9,701 notes